tragic cold-hearted unicorn
THE LONGEST MEME EVER
i wasn’t tagged but i’m incredibly bored tonight so.
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage? water
2. last phone call: my mom
3. last text message: my manager
4. last song you listened to: error - vixx
5. last time you cried: i think it’s been almost 3 weeks!!!!! success!!!! i almost cried at the b1a4 concert but didn’t, surprisingly.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice: nope
7. been cheated on: no
8. kissed someone & regretted it: lol… yes
9. lost someone special: yes
11. been drunk and threw up: NO!!!! i have terrible hangovers but i have never thrown up drunk so far???? even when i’m nauseous as fuck i just….. don’t….. this is my biggest pride when all my friends are hugging the toilet bowl and i’m just all “:)))))) i’m fine :)))))”
LIST YOUR THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS
red, black, pink
IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:
15. made a new friend: probably yes???
16. fallen out of love: no
17. laughed until you cried: yes i think so
18. met someone who changed you: ummmm yes yes yes
19. found out who your true friends are: yeah????? moving 3,000 miles away is a good thing to do that
20. found out someone was talking about you: lol yes always
21. kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list: yes but we weren’t fb friends when we first kissed if that counts? lmao details
22. how many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: all of them????
24. do you have any pets? no
25. do you want to change your name: NO AND I WILL FIGHT UNTIL PEOPLE HERE CAN SPELL AND PRONOUNCE IT RIGHT
26. what did you do for your last birthday: opened my parents’ card and teared up, went to class, did hw at the library, had a club meeting with a free pizza (yay) and went home to sleep. fun times yo.
27. what time did you wake up today: 7:30
28. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping hard
29. name something you CANNOT wait for: HOME IN DECEMBER!!!!! bc cheese and parents and H O ME
30. last time you saw your mother: saturday on skype otherwise JUNE 30 IT’S BEEN TOO LONG
31. what is one thing you wish you could change about your life?: dropping out of business school freshman year and stop fucking up my life :’)
32. what are you listening to right now?: silence mixed with crickets outside and the dishwasher in the kitchen
33. have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: probably?? also this morning i misspelled someone named tim as tom in an e-mail and felt awful and they didn’t even answer me i’m afraid
34. what’s getting on your nerves right now: everything but mostly suju fans
35. most visited webpage: probably tumblr or lemonde.fr
37. nickname: surprisingly none atm??? used to be lapin bleu when i was a kid (and still sometimes nowadays when my parents are being cheesy)
38. relationship status: single and ready to mingle
39. zodiac sign: aquarius
40. pronouns: she
41. elementary: graduated
42. high School: graduated
43. college: SOON TO BE GRADUATED applications for grad have opened last week i am… avoiding it…..
44. hair color: brown-ish and blonde in some parts for what remains of my highlights from last winter
45. long or short: medium-ish ig??? idk
46. height: 166cm
47. do you have a crush on someone: nah
48. what do you like about yourself?: EVERYTHING I AM A BUNDLE OF JOY
50. tattoos: nope i have a way too low pain tolerance for that and can’t commit to anything tbh
51. righty or lefty: righty
52. first surgery: uhhhhhhhhhhh april 2012 what fond memories of not being able to shower for a month after that (my mom had to wash my hair it was a very interesting experience)
53. first piercing: none!!
54. first best friend: uhhhhh…. some kid in pre-school i guess….
55. first sport you joined: oh lord. my mom made me join too many sports and i was awful at all of them. i think the first was gymnastics?????!!!!
56. first cacation: WHAT THE FUCK????!!!! let’s just assume like lazymajor did that this says vacation… i think it was martinique in ‘95…. i was basically just crawling on the beach and scared of the waves in all my 1 year old glory while my parents were sipping rum good times
59. eating: nothing
60. drinking: i have a glass of water next to me
61. i’m about to: try to find something to keep me busy for the next hour until i go to bed
62. listening to: STILL CRICKETS + DISHWASHER
63. waiting for: sleepy times
64. want kids?: maybe
65. get married?: maybe
66. career?: very successful career as an intern and people are very excited about my existence and the tasks i accomplish!! i quote “i would have killed myself doing this project. i don’t know how you do it.” cheers. future career is trying to get defined….. idek anymore
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. lips or eyes: eyes
68. hugs or kisses: BOTH
69. shorter or taller: taller???
70. older or younger: w/e
71. romantic or spontaneous: a healthy mix of both…..
72. nice stomach or nice arms: uhhh stomach ig
73. sensitive or loud: ha ahHA
74. hook-up or relationship: uhhh let’s not go there
75. trouble maker or hesitant: what
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. kissed a stranger: yes
77. drank hard liquor: yes???????????
78. lost glasses/contacts: no!!
79. sex on first date: past evidence points to yes x100
80. broken someone’s heart: iiiiiiii don’t think so
81. had your own heart broken: sighs
82. been arrested: no
83. turned someone down: yes!!!
84. cried when someone died: no but no one close to me has ever died so.
85. fallen for a friend: uhhhhhhhh good question…. i don’t know
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. yourself: YES, AGAIN I AM A BUNDLE OF JOY, I AM AMAZING
87. miracles: sometimes yes……
88. love at first sight: uuuh no
89. heaven: why not
90. santa claus: no and christmas have been ruined forever ever since
91. kiss on the first d: [i copied this wrong but i’m leaving it — dear gOD] yes pls seal the deal and kiss me
92. angels: no
TAGGING: anyone who wants to rlly